Monday, April 13, 2009

I Am Only Going To Say This Once


Welcome to the new "Jackass Of The Month" award column.

This very first award for April goes to the poster Lalas, for a post made back in December.
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Lalas Posted: Dec 4 2008, 11:17 PM

MemberGroup: MembersPosts: 43Member No.: 6Joined: 19-November 08
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I am only going to say this once and that should be good enough.Jug Twitty has been contacted and he insisted that nothing of Natalee was in that cage at the bottom of the ocean. He will not say there were no remains, just that it was not Natalee. He insisted that had she been there it would not be kept secret. He wishes that were true because that would have sealed Joran and Paulus fate by now given other information that he has about them and what is believed to have transpired that night.
Now, I do not care if anyone believes me or not...that is your choice. I am just telling you what Jug has stated and he does not release information lightly...trust me. It's like pulling teeth to get anything out of that man. --------------------
Hey, stop tugging on my cape

The post above came from Chatandgrumble.com

Let us dissect this above post a bit, shall we?!

First off the poster starts off like she's someone important and in charge, by stating "I am only gonna say this once and that should be good enough".
In the second paragraph, the poster says that "she doesn't care if anyone believes her or not". Sure, then why bother saying it?
Then the next sentence she ends with "trust me".
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My oh my. Hat tip to the poster that provided me with this one!
Stop back soon.
A new Jackass poster every month!