I Am Only Going To Say This Once

Welcome to the new "Jackass Of The Month" award column.

This very first award for April goes to the poster Lalas, for a post made back in December.
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Lalas Posted: Dec 4 2008, 11:17 PM

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I am only going to say this once and that should be good enough.Jug Twitty has been contacted and he insisted that nothing of Natalee was in that cage at the bottom of the ocean. He will not say there were no remains, just that it was not Natalee. He insisted that had she been there it would not be kept secret. He wishes that were true because that would have sealed Joran and Paulus fate by now given other information that he has about them and what is believed to have transpired that night.
Now, I do not care if anyone believes me or not...that is your choice. I am just telling you what Jug has stated and he does not release information lightly...trust me. It's like pulling teeth to get anything out of that man. --------------------
Hey, stop tugging on my cape

The post above came from Chatandgrumble.com

Let us dissect this above post a bit, shall we?!

First off the poster starts off like she's someone important and in charge, by stating "I am only gonna say this once and that should be good enough".

In the second paragraph, the poster says that "she doesn't care if anyone believes her or not". Sure, then why bother saying it?

Then the next sentence she ends with "trust me".
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My oh my. Hat tip to the poster that provided me with this one!

Stop back soon.

A new Jackass poster every month!

Drive By Postings

Some people online love to stir up trouble for others. Some call these troublemakers online trolls. They will join forums so that they can inflame people. Some join to be a part of the discussion, then become disgruntled along the way. They come back once in awhile, just long enough to make a drive-by post. They leave a sarcastic post or two then take off like the cowards they really are. You know what I mean, a hit then run. I will be posting some of the best darned drive-bys I have seen online, so stop back soon.

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ldstlou :

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keep it up frog, we are looking for more ammunition. Keep posting...PLEASE!!!! You all are making this waaaaay too easy!!!

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http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4554.msg682583#msg682583

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Dear Janet, Mags, Wreck, KTF, and Kermit aka Lifesong,I can no longer continue with my masquerade. You have discovered the truth. I am a special agent for the Aruban Government and I have worked with Caps for many years. My assignment has been to completely disrupt the Natalee Holloway investigation. My father is Dick Cheyney. I was in charge of Haliburton's Middle East Operations for many years, and I do know John Silvetti through Iris's Scientology group.

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Natalee Holloway / LCD Archive / Re: Natalee Case Discussion #802 2/21/08 -

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