I Am Only Going To Say This Once

Welcome to the new "Jackass Of The Month" award column.

This very first award for April goes to the poster Lalas, for a post made back in December.
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Lalas Posted: Dec 4 2008, 11:17 PM

MemberGroup: MembersPosts: 43Member No.: 6Joined: 19-November 08
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I am only going to say this once and that should be good enough.Jug Twitty has been contacted and he insisted that nothing of Natalee was in that cage at the bottom of the ocean. He will not say there were no remains, just that it was not Natalee. He insisted that had she been there it would not be kept secret. He wishes that were true because that would have sealed Joran and Paulus fate by now given other information that he has about them and what is believed to have transpired that night.
Now, I do not care if anyone believes me or not...that is your choice. I am just telling you what Jug has stated and he does not release information lightly...trust me. It's like pulling teeth to get anything out of that man. --------------------
Hey, stop tugging on my cape

The post above came from Chatandgrumble.com

Let us dissect this above post a bit, shall we?!

First off the poster starts off like she's someone important and in charge, by stating "I am only gonna say this once and that should be good enough".

In the second paragraph, the poster says that "she doesn't care if anyone believes her or not". Sure, then why bother saying it?

Then the next sentence she ends with "trust me".
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My oh my. Hat tip to the poster that provided me with this one!

Stop back soon.

A new Jackass poster every month!

Happy Easter Everyone

Hope that all cyber peeps have a Happy Easter.

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Stop back for more fun!

Drive By Postings

Some people online love to stir up trouble for others. Some call these troublemakers online trolls. They will join forums so that they can inflame people. Some join to be a part of the discussion, then become disgruntled along the way. They come back once in awhile, just long enough to make a drive-by post. They leave a sarcastic post or two then take off like the cowards they really are. You know what I mean, a hit then run. I will be posting some of the best darned drive-bys I have seen online, so stop back soon.

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ldstlou :

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keep it up frog, we are looking for more ammunition. Keep posting...PLEASE!!!! You all are making this waaaaay too easy!!!

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http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4554.msg682583#msg682583

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Dear Janet, Mags, Wreck, KTF, and Kermit aka Lifesong,I can no longer continue with my masquerade. You have discovered the truth. I am a special agent for the Aruban Government and I have worked with Caps for many years. My assignment has been to completely disrupt the Natalee Holloway investigation. My father is Dick Cheyney. I was in charge of Haliburton's Middle East Operations for many years, and I do know John Silvetti through Iris's Scientology group.

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Natalee Holloway / LCD Archive / Re: Natalee Case Discussion #802 2/21/08 -

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More to come:

Most Ridiculous Posts Part 2

Part 2 of the strangest and or most ridiculous posts online.

Do any of these people ever stop and think before they hit that submit button?

All this out there in cyberspace, it is like the "twilight zone" online.

Another doozy from Goldmonkey.org

Cat

Re: The Cage « Reply #204 »

Don't blame me.I just trip people on stairs

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And another from http://goldmonkey.org/

Lorain
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Will someone tell me something....I'm very easy to get dizzy and stuff from heights....does the telescope thread have high altitude pics in it?....(I'm sure it does)...I'm trying to get the nerve to look at that thread....but I is skeered.....comments?...
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and then this follow up by Lorain:


Amazing!!....nothing to get dizzy about at all...it's the high up pics that get to me....don't remember what they were....sooo now the busted site can post that I looked at the pics and survived....aren't they gonna be so pleased.... nana
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ME to Lorain : I have to love you Lorain, you do have a great sense of humor!



From Topix.com




http://www.topix.net/forum/city/east-palatka-fl/TJ1TUN9E77SRH36CT/p4





the truth of the matter # 75

Listem dumb az woman ,No one no how will do anything to me at no time in no way , Not even your sorry pot head ,hahahah .Believe that your out of your mind crazy woman. Let's see who is wrong I'll be here . I'll be right here . i don;t understands why your so anger at me why all the threats . NO ONE WILL DO ANYTHING TO ME FOR GIVING THEM INFOR ON A MISSING CHILD . What planet are you from . GIVE ME A BREAK LADY

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Destiny posted:


Yes...I do *physically heal*...but it must be in a situation where...I know that I'm supposed to do this....it is something that comes from outside of my own feelings...I've been driven to *work* with people I don't even like...it's a contract I've made...with whatever...to give back...as much as I get....hope you can understand this...it's all part of the *balance*...personal and universal....Destiny http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=3077.640



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But, the best one of all is this post:
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tkubi7 :

Chris, don't feel bad. You did the pits with your arms in the air, I did the pits and put my ass in the air. Who's the dumbass?
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the above is from here: http://www.cruisefools.org/archive/index.php/t-4114-p-8.html
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Stay tuned, much more to come.

You Are Busted

Some people claim to *know* whats going on in some criminal cases. You can not make some of this stuff up folks. LOL

Here a poster is claiming that Lee Anthony is Caylee Anthony's Father.

Sorry, Destiny, but you are wrong and BUSTED.

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Missing Persons - High Profile / Missing Persons - High Profile - Archives / Re: Caylee Marie Anthony, 2, FL Missing since June 16-just reported by mother #39
on: October 10, 2008, 03:24:03 PM

Quote from: Destiny on October 10, 2008, 03:15:20 PM
Just got off phone with LP...he said Lee refused...and tried to use an attorny to block his DNA testing....*THIS FROM LP 5 MINS AGO*...because Lee does not want it to be shown that Lee is the Father of Caylee...

LP said that.Word for word....Des...

DNA results have come forward, and low and behold Lee is NOT Caylee's Father.

Busted!

Have no fear, this poster is not alone. A lot more to come so check back soon.

Oh yeah.

More Bustings to come soon