Monday, April 13, 2009

I Am Only Going To Say This Once


Welcome to the new "Jackass Of The Month" award column.

This very first award for April goes to the poster Lalas, for a post made back in December.
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Lalas Posted: Dec 4 2008, 11:17 PM

MemberGroup: MembersPosts: 43Member No.: 6Joined: 19-November 08
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I am only going to say this once and that should be good enough.Jug Twitty has been contacted and he insisted that nothing of Natalee was in that cage at the bottom of the ocean. He will not say there were no remains, just that it was not Natalee. He insisted that had she been there it would not be kept secret. He wishes that were true because that would have sealed Joran and Paulus fate by now given other information that he has about them and what is believed to have transpired that night.
Now, I do not care if anyone believes me or not...that is your choice. I am just telling you what Jug has stated and he does not release information lightly...trust me. It's like pulling teeth to get anything out of that man. --------------------
Hey, stop tugging on my cape

The post above came from Chatandgrumble.com

Let us dissect this above post a bit, shall we?!

First off the poster starts off like she's someone important and in charge, by stating "I am only gonna say this once and that should be good enough".
In the second paragraph, the poster says that "she doesn't care if anyone believes her or not". Sure, then why bother saying it?
Then the next sentence she ends with "trust me".
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My oh my. Hat tip to the poster that provided me with this one!
Stop back soon.
A new Jackass poster every month!

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is very funny, and very accurate.

What a disgusting person.

Anonymous said...

As soon as someone says, " TRUST ME", Do not trust them.

Every crook and con artist says "Trust Me"

Anonymous said...

Jackass of the month awards, lol

I love it!

Anonymous said...

LMAO, too fricken funny.

Anonymous said...

My favorite was when this poster would post her email address and beg Shango and other pranksters to contact her!

I guess she didn't realize they had long since moved on and stopped with the game they were playing on the gullible.

Dense doesn't begin to cover it!

Anonymous said...

First Shango then CapsLockWizard!

This one seemed to specialize in playing games with these disinformation agents.

Excellent choice for Jackass of the Month award!

Anonymous said...

Great choice, I hope KUB wins next month. She is a real jackass too.

Anonymous said...

So many Jackasses, So little space to list them all, lol

Anonymous said...

Could you add a Jackass Website of the Year?

Chat & Grumble!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mirror mirror on the wall

who's the biggest jackass of all

heh, heh

Anonymous said...

I nominate The Dark LARD himself for a jackass award. He even posts as a female sometimes now!

Anonymous said...

Dark Lard is a good nominee.
After all, Lard Ass is this month's winner, lol :)

ihateshango said...

I think this flake lalas should win it every month lmao.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Lalas is a miserable human being. Sneaky, liar, hateful.

She is a Jackass every day. Maybe honorable mention along with the Monthly Jackass?

Anonymous said...

Oh, and don't you just love how Lalas gets others to do her dirty work so no shit comes back at her? She can then slink off in the shadows pretending to be totally "clean" and she is as dirty as they come.

Anonymous said...

Lalasmom wants to be important to all of her best girls. barf

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen this poster's picture. She looks like a man with boobs and a big butt.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO

Quite a sight to behold, ain't she?

I hate shango shit said...

I do wonder who will make an ass out of this one next. LOL

Anonymous said...

I am only going to say this once.

Lalas is an asshole.


LMAO

Okay, okay, I'll say it many times.

Anonymous said...

Friendly Reminder:

Lalas is still an asshole as of this writing.

:)

Anonymous said...

Oh, I just saw your note above.

Okay, so if I don't use "Pig" as Lalas last name, I am okay?

No Petunia Pig? so, I should just say, "Petunia"?

Okay, I got it. Thanks.

truthordare said...

Anonymous said...
Oh, I just saw your note above.

Okay, so if I don't use "Pig" as Lalas last name, I am okay?

No Petunia Pig? so, I should just say, "Petunia"?

Okay, I got it. Thanks.

April 19, 2009 12:56 PM

ROFLMAO

Good one!

Anonymous said...

lol
I couldn't resist it!

Anonymous said...

Haven't seen much of Petunia lately. She must be rolling in the mud somewhere.
Or maybe chomping on all that shit she calls research

Anonymous said...

Lala and Yap are 2 of a kind. Evil is the only word to describe them. They still have that highschool bully mentality.

Anonymous said...

I am only going to say this once..........Lala and her "reseach" group are nothing but idiotsfoundonline. LOL

Anonymous said...

Just a reminder:

Lalas is still an asshole as of this writing.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lalas knows everything. yes. she is sure she does. Just listen to her. She wants everyone to "listen to her" because SHE knows. Yes.

Yes, Lalas is still an asshole. She'll never be anyting else. She can't even find the truffles like any decent pig.

Anonymous said...

It appears that the GoldMonkeys are getting their applications in early to become the next Asshole of the Month.
Oh, who WILL it be? So many great candidates.
Bleached Black is a rising star lately. Sam has always been right up there. But Ldstlou is still the frontrunner.

Anonymous said...

Any of the members there would qualify for the award.

Anonymous said...

quote: Haven't seen much of Petunia lately. She must be rolling in the mud somewhere.

Or maybe chomping on all that shit she calls research: end quote

who was stupid enough to share a main suspect's confidential medical info w/ Red at SM? info that was obtained via the data base provided by their government employer? someone was stupid AND unethical ... but it wasn't Petunia